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The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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