it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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