I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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