I wanna bring you to show and tell
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
How does it feel to date your dad?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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