To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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