Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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