Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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