Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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