So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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