I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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