Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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