"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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