is your mom at the bar?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she smelled like a LAN party
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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