So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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