i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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