if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I need water and some morals
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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