How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i barfeds in our rink
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
