Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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