I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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