Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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