my sisters under your porch take her home
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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