and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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