yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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