I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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