She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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