quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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