You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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