trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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