Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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