Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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