I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
its not stalking. its research.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
