The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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