Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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