I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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