I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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