you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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