I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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