porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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