Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The convent might be a nice break from real life
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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