who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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