Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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