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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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