just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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