I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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