Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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