This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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