But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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