hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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