so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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