note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I intend to get homeless drunk
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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