Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
