so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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