not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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