is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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