he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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